I went through a multi-year period a few years back where I recorded a quote that I heard or read for every day of the year. I have decided to resurrect this starting today. I will update this note as the month goes along with additional quotes as appropriate.
MAY 31:
MARY: ....."California Citrus" sounds like orange...?
RICHIE: You'd think that, but it doesn't have any orange in it.
—Talking about a flavor of kombucha I got to try.
MAY 30:
This evening, regretfully, our Secretary Mr. Seth Mahiga made the decision to resign from his position as Secretary of our society.
Seth's reason for resigning is that he has found Jesus Christ and is no longer interested in promoting atheism in Kenya.
—Tweeted out as an announcement by the Atheists in Kenya Society (@AtheistsInKenya)
MAY 29:
The three Nordic countries have all done much better than the United
States in preventing excess deaths, and there’s one especially troubling
difference: the rate of excess mortality among younger people. That
rate soared last year among Americans in lockdown, but not among the
Swedes, Norwegians, and Finns, who kept going to school, working, and
socializing without masks during the pandemic. In fact, among people aged 15 to 64 in each of the Nordic countries, there have been fewer deaths than normal since the pandemic began.
—From this article.
MAY 28:
@TitaniaMcGrath on Twitter: Since it is impossible for black people to be racist, any white person who is not being racist is committing behavioural blackface.
Therefore, all non-racist white people are racist.
—This is probably my favorite satire account on Twitter.
MAY 27:
"Do not pet the floofy cows."
—Seen in a tweet with a photo containing a sign with a picture of a bison and the above instruction.
MAY 26:
MAY 25:
@HansFiene on TWITTER: Spent about 3 minutes listening to a self-help chat group on Clubhouse and good gimlet gravy, do people need Jesus.
MAY 24:
@Stopnconsider on TWITTER: Grass-fed beef is plant based.
MAY 23:
From the beginning of the pandemic, the hospitals that Marik and
Varon led had COVID-19 beat. They achieved remarkably high survival
rates at their hospitals at a time when 40 to 80 percent of patients in
the U.S. and Europe were dying from the disease. Their success was
achieved with the group’s now-famous MATH+ protocol for hospitalized
COVID-19 patients.
The cocktail of safe, cheap, FDA-approved generic drugs—the steroid
Methylprednisolone, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Thiamine (Vitamin B1),
and the blood thinner Heparin—was the first comprehensive treatment
using aggressive corticosteroid and anti-coagulant treatments to stop
COVID-19 deaths. Both were novel approaches strongly recommended against
by all national and international health care agencies throughout the
world, but later studies made both therapies
the global standard of hospital care. In addition, Kory, Marik, et. al
published the first comprehensive COVID-19 prevention and early
treatment protocol (which they would eventually call I-MASK). It is
centered around the drug Ivermectin, which President Trump used at
Walter Reed hospital, unreported by the press, though it may well have
saved the president’s life while he was instead touting new big pharma
drugs.
—From this article. There is a lot more in the article about Ivermectin and how established medicine ignores positive outcomes from "unproven" sources. This is why I get annoyed when people take government agency health advice and recommended treatment protocols as the only viable science. In some cases, government agencies are aware of the valid science behind alternatives, and knowingly decide to suppress it anyway. Some "alternative" therapies are extremely effective for certain populations that react very badly to recommended treatments, but politics decides to sacrifice these people to bad outcomes for the sake of power and money.
MAY 22:
Here the Christian is a larva dei, a mask of God, by which God gives daily bread to the inhabitants of the world. In this sense the Christian is a "little Christ" to his neighbor. Again in [The Freedom of the Christian] Luther writes: "Just as our neighbor is in need and lacks that in which we abound, so we were in need before God and lacked his mercy. Hence, as our heavenly Father has in Christ freely come to our aid, we also ought freely to help our neighbor through our body and its works, and each one become as it were a Christ to the other that we may be Christ to one another." Just as Christ sacrificed Himself for us on the cross, we give ourselves sacrificially to the neighbor in love.
—From Praying Luther's Small Catechism by John T. Pless
MAY 21:
NEWS ANCHOR: "The Red Cross said anyone who has received their COVID-19 vaccine cannot donate convalescent plasma to help other COVID-19 patients in hospitals. That plasma is made up of antibodies from people who have recovered from the virus, but the vaccine wiped out those antibodies, making the convalescent plasma ineffective in treating other COVID-19 patients."
—From a video seen in this tweet.
MAY 20:
@ThyGeekdomCome on TWITTER:
My wife discovered a salsa today labeled “extra medium.” If that ain’t a description of my personality, I don’t know what is.
MAY 19:
ME: I like how when they said, "Do something funny," your first thought was: "Murder."
—Said to a middle schooler. They were doing a group choir photo, and she pretended to choke her friend for the picture.
MAY 18:
TWEET:
me: I need tires
michelin: here you go
me: now if only someone could rate my restaurant
michelin: you're not gonna believe this
MAY 17:
The final petition of the Lord's Prayer ["but deliver us from evil"] is uttered against the eschatological horizon: "and finally, when our last hour comes, give us a blessed end, and graciously take us from this valley of sorrow to Himself in heaven" [quoted from a prayer expanding upon the Lord's Prayer petition]. Werner Elert wisely noted: "Some live in the light of the Last Day, others in its shadow." Christians live in its light and so pray with confident hope for the final deliverance through the darkness of death into the radiance of heaven's unfailing light.
—From Praying Luther's Small Catechism by John T. Pless
MAY 16:
TWITCH CHATTER: Is this a blind playthrough?
CARLSAGAN42: This is a thab playthrough.
—Thabeast721 started a blind playthrough of the game Celeste last night. He beat the main game (getting about half of the secrets) in a little over 4 hours. This was, apparently, wildly impressive for many watchers who thought he was not playing blind based on how good he was doing.
MAY 15:
"Morawska had spent more than two decades advising a
different branch of the WHO on the impacts of air pollution. When it
came to flecks of soot and ash belched out by smokestacks and tailpipes,
the organization readily accepted the physics she was describing—that
particles of many sizes can hang aloft, travel far, and be inhaled. Now,
though, the WHO’s advisers seemed to be saying those same laws didn’t
apply to virus-laced respiratory particles. To them, the word airborne
only applied to particles smaller than 5 microns. Trapped in their
group-specific jargon, the two camps on Zoom literally couldn’t
understand one another.
"When
the call ended, Marr sat back heavily, feeling an old frustration
coiling tighter in her body. She itched to go for a run, to pound it out
footfall by footfall into the pavement. “It felt like they had already
made up their minds and they were just entertaining us,” she recalls.
Marr was no stranger to being ignored by members of the medical
establishment. Often seen as an epistemic trespasser, she was used to
persevering through skepticism and outright rejection. This time,
however, so much more than her ego was at stake. The beginning of a
global pandemic was a terrible time to get into a fight over words. But
she had an inkling that the verbal sparring was a symptom of a bigger
problem—that outdated science was underpinning public health policy. She
had to get through to them. But first, she had to crack the mystery of
why their communication was failing so badly."
—From this article that provides a glimpse of how doctors and scientists sometimes ignore observable phenomena and data in favor of preconceived ideas. This can be very dangerous to people who don't react to treatments like the majority, and is harder to fix over time as the "prevailing wisdom" becomes ingrained.
MAY 14:
"Just as pathogens have different ways of infecting and affecting us, the
vaccines that scientists develop employ different immunological
strategies. Most of the vaccines we get in childhood prevent pathogens
from replicating inside us and thereby also prevent us from transmitting
the infections to others. But scientists have so far been unable to
make these kinds of sterilizing vaccines for complicated pathogens like
HIV, anthrax and malaria. To conquer these diseases, some researchers
have been developing immunizations that prevent disease without actually
preventing infections — what are called “leaky” vaccines. And these new
vaccines may incite a different, and potentially scarier, kind of
microbial evolution.
"Virulence, as a trait, is directly related to replication: The more
pathogens that a person’s body houses, the sicker that person generally
becomes. A high replication rate has evolutionary advantages — more
microbes in the body lead to more microbes in snot or blood or stool,
which gives the microbes more chances to infect others — but it also has
costs, as it can kill hosts before they have the chance to pass on
their infection. The problem with leaky vaccines, Read says, is that
they enable pathogens to replicate unchecked while also protecting hosts
from illness and death, thereby removing the costs associated with
increased virulence. Over time, then, in a world of leaky vaccinations, a
pathogen might evolve to become deadlier to unvaccinated hosts because
it can reap the benefits of virulence without the costs — much as
Marek’s disease has slowly become more lethal to unvaccinated chickens.
This virulence can also cause the vaccine to start failing by causing
illness in vaccinated hosts."
—From this 2018 article. From what I've heard about the new Covid vaccines, it sounds like they are not fully "sterilizing," and consequently have at least an element of "leaky" vaccines. Combine this with vaccine scientists who have voiced concerns about the vaccines causing faster and worse mutations and a greater problem than if we didn't use them, and you see my concern. Yet, the prevailing narrative is that the vaccines will stop mutations, and it is the unvaccinated that are a "threat." I don't think this view is grounded in scientific thinking.
MAY 13:
"Special no thanks to:
Whales,
The vermin of the ocean"
—In the credits of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Seen while watching Thabeast721 play it as part of his challenge to beat every game on the N64.
MAY 12:
"Oh, grant, dear Lord, this grace to me,
Recalling your ascension,
That I may serve you faithfully,
Adorning your redemption;
And then, when all my days will cease,
Let me depart in joy and peace
In answer to my pleading."
LSB 492:3
—This was one of the hymns for the chapel service I played for this morning.
MAY 11:
"This camera angle doesn't allow us to see if Dr. Fauci's pants are on fire, or if his fingers are crossed, but do note his sense of urgency in replacing his mask at the end, presumably to conceal his suddenly expanding nose."
—Quoted from this tweet. This tweet thread provides additional documentation that Rand Paul was correct and Dr. Fauci was lying.
MAY 10:
YOUTUBE COMMENT: The civilized way of taking Ma’moul out of the mold 😂 we don’t usually
use plastic wrap we smash it till the neighbors know that we are making
Ma’moul 😂
—Comment on this emmymade video
MAY 9:
TEXT-TO-SPEECH: If you competed against a shark in a triathlon, the shark would win the swimming and you would win the running, so would it come down to the cycling?
THABEAST721: Thanks [screen-name] for the [whatever Twitch donation]. I think you're right. That makes sense.
MAY 8:
"Timmy, if you show up in my run one more time..............no more.......things...that Timmy.....likes. I don't know. Bad Timmy!"
—From the intro of this YouTube video by Thabeast721.
MAY 7:
"I eat more cereal at night than in the morning and that’s just who I am now."
—Seen on Twitter
MAY 6:
[In The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe,] Deep Magic lays out a standard of expected moral and civil behavior, and the Witch's comments on it clarify the consequences of failure to live up to that standard. But the moral law itself is not the property of one religion. Only when Aslan volunteers to take Edmund's place does Christian significance emerge. Again the story treats the matter in terms of magic. Transcending Deep Magic is "Deeper Magic from before the Dawn of Time," a magic inherent not in created things but in their creator, the greater magic of God's grace, love, and forgiveness.
That Deep magic appears in the story before Deeper Magic is important. Lewis had said in his radio talks that for the latter to make sense they must be considered in that order: "It is after you have realised that there is a real Moral Law, and a Power behind the law, and that you have broken that law and put yourself wrong with that Power — it is after all this, and not a moment sooner that Christianity begins to talk." So it is too in Narnia. Readers of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe are first made aware of the fundamental moral law — by recognizing Edmund's treachery first to Lucy and then to the others
— in order that Aslan's death may convey it's full meaning.
—From The Way into Narnia: A Reader's Guide by Peter J. Schakel.
As a Lutheran, the above quote makes me think of Law of Gospel. Lutheran theology's hermeneutic of Law and Gospel is something I value greatly because it is basically an even more focused version of what is discussed above.
MAY 5:
MARY: What are the people who patrol the forest called......?
ME: Park ranger.
MARY: Yes! You look like a ranger on their day off.
ME: I could hear your brain trying to think of "ranger" like: "Mountie.....no......mountie.........no......."
MARY: *Laughs in agreement*
—Mary was watching a DVD of "When Calls the Heart" when this exchange happened.
MAY 4:
Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.
We should fear and love God so that we do not despise preaching and His Word, but hold it sacred and gladly hear and learn it.
By Your Word and Spirit, draw us away from our restless labor that we might find rest in You alone, merciful God. Grant that, fearing and loving You above all things, we may never despise the preaching of Your Word of Life, but hold it sacred an gladly hear and learn it; through Jesus Christ, our Lord. Amen.
The Third Commandment builds a protective fence, as it were, around time so that there is a space to hear God's Word. Human busyness—even devotion to the necessary tasks of life—is not allowed to interfere with the one thing that is needful, the hearing of the words of Jesus, which are spirit and life.
This commandment is fulfilled when the triune God is doing His life-giving work through His Word.
When this commandment is fulfilled, hearts are set free and lips are open to call upon God in prayer, praise, and thanksgiving. But for this to take place, God's Word must first be heard, for faith comes only by hearing this saving message (Romans 10:17).
—From "Praying Luther's Small Catechism" by John T. Pless
MAY 3:
Prayer learns how to listen to the Word of the Lord and out of that listening to speak to Him. In so doing, prayer is the Christian's engagement in battle against Satan. There is no neutrality here; either one is aligned with the triune God or with the devil.
Positively, to pray the catechism is to learn how to speak to God the Father in the name of the Son through the Holy Spirit who calls us to faith in the Gospel. It is based on God's command and promise. Negatively, the same prayer is directed against the devil as he would pull us away from the Father through distrust of the Son, causing us to doubt the promises of the Gospel. For Luther, prayer involves spiritual warfare, and the catechism is weaponry for this battle, both defensively and offensively.
The power of the catechism is the power of the Word of God which, it carries.
—From the opening chapter of "Praying Luther's Small Catechism" by John T. Pless
MAY 2:
LITURGIST: Oh, now you set up out here.
—The sound tech at church for the parking lot service had set up inside due to weather to protect equipment (cold and threat of rain) the last time I played for the service. The pastor and liturgist still had to be outside for that service, and they were unhappy about freezing that day. We could set up outside today since it was a very nice day, so the same pastor and liturgist gave the sound tech a hard time.
MAY 1:
MARY [to me]: The door might close on you.
*Door immediately attacks me*
ME: It did.